• Guerilla Drive-In MacGuffin Finders

    In order to lock in your sequential and permanent Guerilla Drive-In Member Number, you must send in two things: the seven-digit access code that the MacGuffin is broadcasting, and a picture of you at the location. Here are new Guerilla Drive-In members 018, 019, and 023, skulking around the restrooms in dark glasses and hoodies:…

  • THE MOST METAL POEM EVER WRITTEN

    Kate and I got into an argument at Waterloo Gardens this morning: Kate: “I kind of want to find a planter that’s a statue head. I don’t know whether Beverley Nichols would have liked it or been horrified by it. And then there’s that poem, about the giant head…” John: “Huh? Giant head?” Kate: “Yeah,…

  • The GDI MacGuffin is finally out there!

    After three years and three broken AM transmitters, I’ve finally got the Guerilla Drive-In MacGuffin set up and deployed to a HIDDEN LOCATION somewhere in West Chester. Here’s what it looks like: If you find the MacGuffin and listen to the secret broadcast it’s sending on AM 1700, you’ll get the secret information about where…

  • Seriously, you should move to West Chester

    More great things about suburban West Chester: My brother-in-law Matt has been rebuilding the wall extensions on local underground skating hangout “The Dust Bowl.” This is a place right near King of Prussia that I was nowhere near cool enough to know about as a kid (but Matt was.) It’s a concrete-lined ditch with angled…

  • The Fire Store: get the gear to be a real-life Playmobil figure

    I love special-purpose gear. I especially love special-purpose gear in bright colors. And I freaking LOVE special-purpose gear in bright colors that conjures ADVENTURE. And helicopters. So I’m incredibly fortunate that firefighter uber-outlet The Fire Store is just around the corner in Coatesville. I went there on a SECRET MISSION this morning to talk to…

  • “Boom Shack-A-Lack! Vote for Barack!”

    Barack Obama was at West Chester University today, appearing on a road tour of Chris Matthews’ Hardball. Barb was stuck in Harrisburg, so Kate and I got to use her VIP tickets. Without Barb there, they were downgraded to semi-VIP tickets, but that was even better because we got to sit right next to the…

  • Ground Control to Major Kong

    Like Slim Pickens, I never met a meme that I didn’t want to ride all the way down. So I went ahead and registered the inevitable URL. Announcing NERDLEPOINT DOT COM! Look! I have a header and everything! I’ve been looking for an excuse to use both my Tintin fonts, and so I was delighted…

  • Nerdlepoint Pattern Chart

    I really like how QRcodes —cryptic, digital, unintelligble — are at one extreme end of the “real versus digital” numberline, and needlepoint — dense, wooly, handmade — is way way waaaaay at the other end of that same numberline. I get a little bit of a worlds-colliding, mad-scientist thrill when I can coax a URL…

  • Trolling for Nerds

    I started putting up Guerilla Drive-In flyers around West Chester. It’s got nothing but the GDI logo and a QRcode with a special landing URL on it. If even a single nerd out there sees the flyer, snaps the QRcode with a cameraphone reader, and hits the special landing URL encoded in it, I’m going…

  • Push the Button, Max!

    I got the new clutch cable, needle bearing, and some other bits from Bob’s BMW and put them into the bike early this morning. The good news is that the rig was then drive-able, but it was still making some odd noises and went into first gear only reluctantly. Time to get expert help! I…