I asked my ex-Digitas-colleague Oonie Chase to do a p8tch action photo, and HOLY COW did she ever deliver:

Oonie, this kicks HUGE amounts of ass. And takes names. And flies around the Syd Mead-designed mega-skyscrapers of New Toronto in a fusion-powered Porsche, apparently.

If YOU want to look as cool as Oonie while you sternly point your finger at lawbreakers, you can get your own QRCode-ed p8tch at www.p8tch.com