It’s grand to be an Englishman in 1910!
King Edward’s on the throne, it’s the age of men!
I’m the lord of my castle, the sovereign, the liege!
I treat my subjects, servants, children, wife with a firm but gentle hand, noblesse oblige.
It’s 6:03 and the heirs to my dominion are scrubbed and tubbed, and adequately fed.
]And so I’ll pat them on the head, and send them off to bed.
Ah, lordly is the life I lead!
…Winifred, where are the children?