I brought my knitting project (gauge swatch for Michelle Stern’s baby’s sweater) to Nicole and Dave’s excellent New Years’ Party last weekend (we celebrate New Years at exactly 9PM with a secretly prepared videotape of the ball drop. The kids have an excellent time, since for them New Years is really just a Pavlovian mechanism: Shiny ball! Numbers counted loudly! Blow party horns and SCREAM!!! Exhausted sleep. And we actually ARE celebrating the moment of the new year, we just happen to be celebrating it for our fine neighbors to the east in the Azore Islands. Dave and Nicole, I salute you.
I knew that Kate’s friends would be bringing their husbands, so I just threw my knitting in, you know, whatever was handy. No big deal, it’s not like I’m overcompensating…
Yeah, that’s right, I put my yarn in a milspec, waterproof, and monster-truck-resistant Pelican 1200 case. In Hazard Orange. With a Firefly ACR/4F SOLAS distress strobe epoxied to it (“Warning! Per US Code, distress signal to be used only in case of emergency. Fine or imprisonment for unauthorized activation.”) You know, just the sort of thing that a fellow has lying around the house to carry his knitting in. I’m not overcompensating or anything. Really. Do I sound defensive? I’m not defensive.
I’d show you the case that I carry my My Pretty Pony collection around in, but it requires a full environmental protection suit in order to approach within camera distance.
Anytime you start to worry about it, just remember that Matt shaves his legs.
I also use the “Jayne Hat” theory (from Firefly). Any man comfortable wearing a hat like that isn’t afraid of anything!!! There’s free patterns available on the web to knit your own.
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John, perhaps you need this knitter’s accessory to help prove your knitting masculinity:
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Damn that is funny! (the distress strobe equipped pelican case for your knitting project)
I was looking for pictures of orange pelican cases (hoping to see a pic of pair mounted as sidebags – bonus points for pictures involving blue Vstroms and orange/yellow pelicans) and happened upon this post and the guerilla drive in theater stuff.
Particularly funny. Shame there is so much distance between TX and PA – the drive in thing sounds too cool. Now you just need to involve a GPS/geocache leg and you’d have nerd-vana.
Too much fun – will forward your site to a buddy in Harrisburg.
Rubber side down,
-Gary
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