Steve Farrell sent me this link:
What do 10-year-olds in 2003 have to say about the games we played in 1983? Like Pong, for example?
Niko: Hey�Pong. My parents played this game.
Brian: It takes this whole console just to do Pong?
Kirk: What is this? [Picks up and twists the paddle controller] Am I controlling the volume?
Andrew: This is a lot like that game. Um, whatchamacallit�air hockey.
Sheldon: Except worse.