I’m at a training session for a marketing automation product called Unica Affinium today, tomorrow, and Wednesday. This is a picture of the training room I snuck during a break. See if you can find the following elements of a typical software training:

• A maker easel that says “Welcome!”
  
• A proxima screen
  
• Three tiny bottles of water
  
• Two big, fat white three-ring binders
  
• One harried technologist (Kieran) hurriedly calling Audix
  
• A plate of mini muffins.
  

Okay, we ate the mini-muffins already before the picture was taken. Any phone messages sent to me during training will reach me in this conference room, so go nuts!