Welcome, Francesco Vitelli, and all other members of the Genevieve Futrelle Background-of-the-Webcam Fan Club!

Other featured guests, from my server log:

• Genevieve’s mom
  
• Genevieve’s dad
  
• Genevieve’s brother
  
• Mystery guests from mysterious fixed IP numbers
  

Thanks for stopping by, you all, and remember to let me know if my head is blocking your view.