The “Message my phone” input box from the “contact me” link above has been broken for longer that I care to admit, but it’s working now. At least, I *think* it is; now the Voicestream end of the bargain seems to be out of comission. So: if you need a baby delivered in a taxicab, or you need to convince the premier of Russia that the missiles are not really on the way, or if you need help talking a suicidal jumper off a ledge, you might not be able to get a hold of me.