This is the rescue light that I bought from the marine store in Maine. I plan on velcroing it to the helmet of the Ultimate Water Gun Mark II (Also known as project “gardaloo”. I just discovered that “Gardaloo” was the name of my grandfather Baldwin’s boat, after the phrase medieval maids were required to yell out the window as they threw pots of dirty water into the street: “garde a l’eau!“) Anyhow, I’m hoping that it will serve the dual purposes of: 1) Blinding victims in nighttime raids, and 2) With each searing Xenon flash, freezing the stream of water in a dramatic, deadly arc.

It’s also pretty good for getting the attention of the Talbots Product Design team across 53rd street on the eighth floor.