My Team At [My employer]

This is my team at [My employer]. As recognition for their hard work and their devotion to our mission, I purchased 100%-human-hair facial appliances for each of them. Here’s a photo of everyone:

• Alejandro Rubio, Senior Technology Analyst, sporting a classic “P.J. O’Pootertoot’s Pizza-Time Theater” handlebar mustache.
  
• Jason Robinette, Senior Technology Analyst, wearing a modified Kentucky Pork Chop.
  
• Bob Russell, Senior Technology Analyst, as Watson.-
  
• Myself.
  
• Ken Courtney, Senior Technology Analyst, wearing ginger “Sindbad the Sailor” whiskers.
  
• Asad Khan, Programmer Analyst, in a silver Wu-Tang special.
  
• Some guy that showed up in the lobby.^*
  

  
  

• Not pictured: Adam Hyer, Senior Programmer Analyst. I have something special planned for him.