My Team At [My employer]
This is my team at [My employer]. As recognition for their hard work and their devotion to our mission, I purchased 100%-human-hair facial appliances for each of them. Here’s a photo of everyone:
- Alejandro Rubio, Senior Technology Analyst, sporting a classic “P.J. O’Pootertoot’s Pizza-Time Theater” handlebar mustache.
- Jason Robinette, Senior Technology Analyst, wearing a modified Kentucky Pork Chop.
- Bob Russell, Senior Technology Analyst, as Watson.-
- Ken Courtney, Senior Technology Analyst, wearing ginger “Sindbad the Sailor” whiskers.
- Asad Khan, Programmer Analyst, in a silver Wu-Tang special.
- Some guy that showed up in the lobby.*
- Not pictured: Adam Hyer, Senior Programmer Analyst. I have something special planned for him.
*Actually, that’s Brandon Goldstein, Programmer Analyst. That’s his real mustache, by the way.