A handheld device for those that have an OmniSky and a PalmPix:

I am now the proud owner of a handheld, battery operated, double barreled theatrical flash paper cannon. Using this handy-dandy device, I can make balls of fire shoot from my fingertips up to 20 feet! I haven’t actually done it yet, as I need to

1. Dry out the flash cotton, carefully, away from heat sources. It’s shipped wet, for safety.
   
2. Find twenty contiguous feet in New York City that I can shoot fireballs through without setting something on fire, getting punched, or getting arrested. That’ll probably take a while.