Mini cooper! Mini COOPER!! MINI COOPER!!!

Must… resist… power… of… incredibly cool… small… car…

resistance weakening…

http://www.miniusa.com

If you log in as username “tikaro”, password “tikaro”, you can see the Mini Cooper S that I’m running towards across a sunny, sun-flooded field of poppies:

“John!” “Mini Cooper!” “John!” “Mini Cooper!”

Just go to “Build Your Own”, then “retrieve a saved mini.” It’s racing green, and has GPS navigation.

Downstairs, [My employer] creative director Steve Farrell has had to handcuff himself to the sprinkler pipes to keep from running out and buying one.